I just wildly jumped about my dorm, singing along to Muse, while clutching a bottle of lemon iced tea.

Because I can.

And I know my roommates aren’t coming back any time soon.

My Guide to Homework

This is how I’ve completed every paper I’ve written in college thus far:

1. Write a paragraph

2. Check every social media site I belong to.

3. Repeat until paper is completed

I’m doing it right now.

Sleeping till noon?  I think so.