I just wildly jumped about my dorm, singing along to Muse, while clutching a bottle of lemon iced tea.
Because I can.
And I know my roommates aren’t coming back any time soon.
This is how I’ve completed every paper I’ve written in college thus far:
1. Write a paragraph
2. Check every social media site I belong to.
3. Repeat until paper is completed
I’m doing it right now.